[ The first thing that comes through the communicator is a loud crash, follow by a pause and then lots of cursing and a very loud, very angry voice. ]

A GODDAMN DOG TOY!? AHIRU, PICK UP AFTER THAT DOG I SWEAR IT'S GOING OUTSIDE AND STAYING THERE ALL DAMN WINTER! WHO THE HELL LEAVES THOSE THINGS ON THE STAIRS? DO YOU WANT ME TO BREAK MY GODDAMN LEG  ( Read more... )